Tuesday, December 21, 2004

The Assaults at Grimmelkeep

Verily, the tale of Sir Steven is true. A fair assembly of knights and lady proceeded innocently to Grimmelkeep, where the aforesaid James did assault them, with force and arms, to wit, swords, bows and arrows, plasma pistols, grenades, and rocket launchers, often by stealth and under cloak of invisibility, to their damage £50 and against the peace of the realm, and still he was not justiced. Wherefore the aforesaid knights and lady do pray that another tourney be held, in which their honor can be redeemed.